Why You Don’t Escort Drugs with Tinted Windows (Chapter 1,069)

Why You Don't Escort Drugs with Tinted Windows (Chapter 1,069)

A drug dealer in Orlando listened to Chamillionaire’s “Ridin’ Dirty” one too many times. Cops pulled over Jeffrey Clarke for having tinted windows and subsequently found 10 pounds of marijuana, pills, cocaine, and almost $4,000 in cash on Monday afternoon.

It’s pretty mind-boggling that arrests like this happen on what seems like a daily basis. If you can afford ten pounds of marijuana, you can probably afford to hit up Enterprise or Hertz to rent a whip for your business affairs.

Riding around with tints is the equivalent of going to a concert with a switchblaid on your keychain: you will have to answer some questions. So to dispel a popular belief sprouted from the likes of Chamillionaire, no, tinted windows is in fact not one of the “Deathly Hallows.”